1. Tell her that Gale and Madge are the cutest couple ever.
2. Snap her arrows into a million pieces.
3. Call Peeta a pansy for being a baker.
4. Be very cheerful. Bonus points if she’s in a bad mood.
5. “Did you ever have a crush on Madge? Like ever?”
6. Ask her how her BFF President Snow is doing.
7. Tell her she’d be hotter if she smiled more often.
8.Drown Buttercup and tell Prim Katniss did it.
9. Flirt with both Peeta and Gale. In a really high voice.
10. Make sure you do it in front of her
11. Read the story Cinderella out loud. Every time you mention the word “evil stepsister,” look at her in the eyes
12. Call her “Katniss Everest.” Don’t bother to correct yourself.
13. Tug her braid.
14. Unbraid her braid
15. Get her drunk on camera
16. Tell her the Capitol’s put her in another Hunger Games
17. Tell her you’re in it too.
18. Imply there’s something going on between her and Finnick.
19. What’s going on between her and Cinna?
20. Tell her katniss tastes disgusting. Don’t tell her whether the “K” is capitalized or not.
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